We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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