why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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