all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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