I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I think people are normalizing furries
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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