I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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