Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
