And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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