actually, I'm a sock model
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Randomize
