i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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