note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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