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Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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