we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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