I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Randomize
