I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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