Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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