I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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