make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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