Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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