I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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