Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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