p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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