I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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