I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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