Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Do vagina's smell?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Randomize
