WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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