we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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