What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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