Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
i think my cat just said my name.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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