they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
i now understand why vodka
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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