We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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