Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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