It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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