D3 body, D1 cock
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
