I wanna passion pit in your ass
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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