I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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