we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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