I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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