butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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