She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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