We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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