Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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