margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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