I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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