is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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