we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Can vaginas get frostbite?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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