it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
