it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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