I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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