I never want to see another naked old woman again.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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