There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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