yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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