first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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