If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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