The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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