I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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