It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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