3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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